Musical Kittehs Advert

circa 1900

circa 1940s
I so much want Chinese take-away food for supper, but then again ...
if you don't eat in the restaurant, you can't order a cocktail,
and if you don't order a cocktail, you won't get a paper umbrella ---
which is an absolutely essential part of the whole experience, at least for me.


I don't understand folks who fail to pick up after their dogs.
Such individuals are themselves turds, IMO.