Leonora Piper - one white crow

Musical Kittehs Advert


circa 1900

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Fanny Brice


Fanny Brice, circa 1910s

Click here for a relevant musical interlude.

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I so much want Chinese take-away for supper, but ...


circa 1940s

I so much want Chinese take-away food for supper, but then again ...
if you don't eat in the restaurant, you can't order a cocktail,
and if you don't order a cocktail, you won't get a paper umbrella ---
which is an absolutely essential part of the whole experience, at least for me.

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There's just no pleasant way ...

 

There's just no pleasant way to tell somebody that they exude a stench,
morally or otherwise.

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I Don't Understand

I don't understand folks who fail to pick up after their dogs.
Such individuals are themselves turds, IMO.

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From My TwitPics Archive -- Part Two


                                                                                                         

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Enigmatic Valentine-Bearing Creature

I heart him:


Valentine greeting, circa 1920s

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Liars Lying To Liars

I tried watching some of this dog and pony show,
but it made me puking sick.

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From My TwitPics Archive -- Part One

 

                                                                                                 

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SO Not

I am SO not in the mood to take shit today.
Whoever gives it to me is gonna get it back.

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